Ok, after my recent rather depressing blogs I don't want people to worry that I've started writing adult songs about adult angst, whilst singing with a guitar and staring moodily out of window covered in rain and smoking roll ups, but.....
Can my life just be summed up by the amount of bird shit on the car!! In fact I did laugh when I saw it, well to be honest I laughed at next doors car that was covered and then saw my car and laughed even more. I wish I could remember that word from English Literacy when the author using the surroundings to reflect the characters mood, well whatever it is I did think that having the incredible amount of shit on my car that there is must be sign!
if I could upload photos I would, just to make you all smile... I mean really, my car must have been dive bombed by a flock of dodgy fish eating seagulls suffering from diarrhea, not joking!
Well as punishment to my hubby for his sad continued neglect of me I have pretend not to notice it so when he gets back from work I will act shocked and surprised (as I hand him a bucket and a sponge) and smile to myself as I see him scrubbing shit off the car! Now who said there no such thing as Karma?
*evil laugh* 
p.s You better smile!
p.p.s I bet you couldn't help yourself! 
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2008-04-02 @ 15:42