Hi all,
I have just returned from the beauticians after receiving my 4th weekly rip and pull (leg wax) and electrolysis. Having both leaves me looking like a plucked chicken that has been in a fight!! (My face is now an attractive blotchy red mess).

I still haven't been able to break it to my beautician that I thinking of laser treatment for my hair growth, she does a great job but they just keep growing. I think I might need some type of exposure to radiation to actually remove the unwanted hair from my body.

I had my speech all sussed, I was going to say how lovely she was but that laser treatment is the way ahead from me, (quickly, faster, less painful etc etc) but then she was really nice and I found myself booking in for more treatments in the next few weeks!

Damn her and her kind accepting ways!:D

How to be a perfect housewife:
1. When partner appears always have something in your hands to make it look like you have been very busy.
2. If you can't be bothered to cook claim you had a meeting that made you very late and therefore had no time.

Ok, I admit it, I am lazy and shit and the lure of Quantum Leap is too powerfull! Also who wants to be perfect, by setting myself such a low standard he can never be disapointed!! xx

Hi all, just had a shit day. It started badly with a row with my bf as I had left the alarm on snooze when I got up and it woke him up just as he had got back to sleep (he was working a late shift). Ooops!

I left the house feeling ok, hair nice, make up on and ironed clothes!! I stepping outside, ripped my tights and the wind soon ruined my hair. Undaunted I carried on………

When I got to work and found it we had a meeting it just got worse.

The morning was bad, but still I coped. Well, I did contemplate running out at lunchtime for the emergency cigarettes in my car to help me deal with the afternoon but it was too busy. Finally got lunch, set up for the afternoon and I was feeling calmer. (helped my the 2 pieces of chocolate cake, one chocolate biscuit and plain biscuit, oh and the carrot [ well I had to think about my wedding diet at some point!])

We were all ready to do a science experiment – it involved using a hairdryer to blow things over so we could study the properties of materials. That’s when things went really wrong….

The hairdryer started smelling of burning so I switched it off. I then switched it back on and it wouldn’t work. I decided to unplug it and BANG!
One electric shock for me!!!!!!!
I dropped the hairdryer (which of course the class found very funny) and the shock went up my arm! The experiment was then abandoned…….

The rest of the day was pretty crap and I was ready to go home. However, I had promised my boss that I would set up the digital projector in the hall for a meeting (I was attending another meeting) I was told to set it up for 5:30. The people arrived at 4:30 and nothing was set up, so I have to go in tomorrow to face a bollocking for not organising things as I said I would.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevertheless, my nicotine levels have been restored, along with my ribean levels (that stuff is so addictive) and I am feeling much better now.

I have time to visit you all in blog land before I quickly run around the house moving things, to make it look like I have come straight back in from work and started cleaning, before bf gets in. I am hoping he will think that I have been so busy, working then cleaning, that he will make tea and I can sit and watch TV for the rest of the night and then have along bath.

Well, that’s the plan……….

Hope you are all ok. xxx

Goodnight all, off to have a smoke, a pint of Ribeana and a bath.
Statement: The best things in life are not free, they come from Sainsburys.
xx

Well, what a busy day for me. I started a new blog and well, that's about it really. As always I have been full of good intentions about what I would do today, get up early do work, not be miserable, clean the bathroom etc it's all none stop fun.

Not looking forward to work tomorrow. I do envy everyone out there who can just get on with everyone easily. I know I am sensitive and I take things to heart but I can't help it.

There is someone at work who I just seem to clash with. I go in each day trying a charm offensive but I don't get very far. A few months ago I was complaining that I had too much work to do (for the amount they are paying me) so they have given some extra work to this other person. I now feel like I have to take on more and more work just to maintain my position in work. There is always someone behind you.

Bring on a return to the 1950's, I can stay at home and not worry about promotions or redundancy or any of that shit. I could iron and go swimming.

Anyone else want to help me find a time machine?

xx

Hi all,
Thank you for showing me there is life out there. I have just re-read my blog and I realise what a complete nutter I sound. I now want to find out if anyone else shares my phobia of planets. Humnmm maybe not.

Sat trying to do work at the moment, ok I confess I am hiding from my step daughter. I just can't bring myself to sit through another episode of ship wrecked.

Just having a bad day today I think. You know one of thsoe days when you feel really ugly so you cover yourself in make up, ignoring the less is more policy, and end up looking like a bad transvestite, then wipe it all off and decide to spend the day hiding.

Maybe it's just me.
Still, one more coat of lipstick can't be a bad thing?!!

Thank you for cheering me up!
xx

Hi all,

When I was younger I always used to keep a diary but I was always worried about someone finding it. Someone did and that was not a nice experience, so I used to edit it and only put nice things about everyone so if anyone found it they wouldn't be upset. I soon realised that this was pointless as I was unable to offload my feelings onto the blank paper. I know that this may seem stupid as you can all read this but I don't want anyone who who I am, well I know if you read this you will know more about me than anyone else but least I don't have to worry about bumping into you!!

Outwardly my life is great, good (ish) job, steady partner but inside I just feel sad. I worry about everything, it's all so silly really and when I try to tell people they laugh.

One of my big worries at the moment is that I am on a ball of rock floating in space and I can't get off (yes I do mean the Earth!!). How silly is that, but even writing about it makes me panic. I know, I know as if I would want to get off. I told you my worries were silly.

I wish someone would tell me how to handle things.

I am generally a happy person who enjoys life. I want to be happy and I don't want to upset people around me.

Why doesn't life come with a manual?

Thanks for listening. x